If you’ve ever thought Mitt Romney Needs a Mustache, then you’re going to like this.
I came across The Decline of the Mustache while trying to find some mustaches for you
ungrateful faithful readers. It had a picture of Ron Swanson so I immediately was drawn to it.
For those of you who don’t have plans this weekend, you can now plan on not seeing New Years Eve, which opens today. If you haven’t seen any of the commercials for this movie, here are the top billed cast as they appear on google movies: Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Jon Bon Jovi, Abigail Breslin, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges.
If that list of “actors” isn’t enough of a reason for you not to go, you’re not going to find one.
Here is a resource for someone that would like to tell the world they aren’t interested in what other people think of them, but they aren’t able to grow a mustache.
Nicolas Cage and his steesh were on a Serbian textbook.
On Joe Rogan’s album “Talking Monkeys in Space” he had a track called “Dr. Phil and His Shitty Advice.” So here is a picture of Joe Rogan with a steesh crafted from Dr. Phil’s mustache.
Also, at a time when it has been announced that Community will be taken off the air, it’s only fitting that NBC brings back Fear Factor. “We know what our viewers want, and we aren’t going to give it to them,” an NBC executive probably said.
I just came across an older article that says some male mollies grow mustaches because they are “attractive to female mollies and may represent a sexually selected trait.” That’s where I stopped reading because I’m sure the rest of the article was filled with facts like, “fish live and breath underwater.”
I just came across this picture of David Stern and something tells me that if he was still wearing his mustache the NBA season would be in full swing right now with a BRI split of 75/25 favoring the owners.
Update 12/9/11: He’s completely lost it and we all know why… grow that shit back, David!