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MittStache – Mitt Romney Needs a Mustache

If you’ve ever thought Mitt Romney Needs a Mustache, then you’re going to like this.

Gene Hackman

Gene Hackman was a good actor. He retired in 2006 and has actually stuck to it. He’s been in a lot of good movies, but when I think of him I immediately picture the disgusting chain-smoking guy from Heartbreakers, which is a better movie than you remember.

Chris “Ludacris” Bridges

For those of you who don’t have plans this weekend, you can now plan on not seeing New Years Eve, which opens today. If you haven’t seen any of the commercials for this movie, here are the top billed cast as they appear on google movies: Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Jon Bon Jovi, Abigail Breslin, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges.

If that list of “actors” isn’t enough of a reason for you not to go, you’re not going to find one.

What If They Grew A Steesh: Joe Rogan

On Joe Rogan’s album “Talking Monkeys in Space” he had a track called “Dr. Phil and His Shitty Advice.” So here is a picture of Joe Rogan with a steesh crafted from Dr. Phil’s mustache.

Also, at a time when it has been announced that Community will be taken off the air, it’s only fitting that NBC brings back Fear Factor. “We know what our viewers want, and we aren’t going to give it to them,” an NBC executive probably said.

Male Mexican Mollie Fish Grow Mustaches

I just came across an older article that says some male mollies grow mustaches because they are “attractive to female mollies and may represent a sexually selected trait.” That’s where I stopped reading because I’m sure the rest of the article was filled with facts like, “fish live and breath underwater.”

David Stern – What Might Have Been?

NBA Commissioner David Stern when he had some authority.

I just came across this picture of David Stern and something tells me that if he was still wearing his mustache the NBA season would be in full swing right now with a BRI split of 75/25 favoring the owners.

Update 12/9/11: He’s completely lost it and we all know why… grow that shit back, David!