Category Archives: What If They Grew A Steesh…

donald trump mustache wall

I feel like this guy has been in the news a little bit lately. Here is Donald Trump with a fake steesh, which is possibly the only thing that could make him palatable.

I hope that some friendly Mexican boarder village builds a wall and paints the above mural on it just to warn anyone who has thoughts of immigrating here there’s a 50% chance of having to deal with Trump for the next four years.

Happy Steesh-O-Ween

I sure I wish I had time to make some new Horror Movie Villains with steeshes, but it’s not possible. So today I’ll shares some of my favorite scary, creepy or Halloween themed steeshes:

What-If-They-Grew-A-Steesh Wednesday: Elizabeth Banks

Elizabeth Banks is the white/female Anthony Anderson. She can be seen in almost any movie or TV show that has come out in the last 10 years. I once went to a movie where she appeared in 3 previews back-to-back-to-back. One was a political drama, one a romantic comedy,and the last was a horror film.

What If They Grew A Steesh: Christina Hendricks

As I uploaded this picture I had a realization of just how weird the whole thing is. Today is Christina Hendricks’ birthday so I photoshopped a mustache on her?! Holy smokes! I mean I think I did a pretty good job and if she ever saw this there’d be a small chance she wouldn’t be creeped out, but in general this is the behavior of a full-on weirdo.

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Love Advice From Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally Love Advice

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, married couple Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally answered questions and shared relationship advice with The A.V. Club.

Who Is Going To Be The Next Pope?

Who is gong to be the next pope? No one knows, but if this guy shows up looking for the job I hope people realize it’s just Pope Benedict XVI with a steesh.

Why does the mustache cover his nose?  I made this picture in 2008 when me no good at Photoshop. Somehow I remember that the mustache belongs to Paul Teutul Sr., so I guess I haven’t had much going on over the last 5 years.

Community Gives Me A Happy Rash (What If They Grew A Steesh)

Jim Rash Mustache Dean Pelton Community

First, I apologize for the title of this post. It’s gross in that rashes are gross and also just a horrible joke. Not even close to funny. So, I’M SORRY.

Next, I am really starting to get excited about seeing Jim Rash as Dean Pelton tonight. He is really funny and makes me feel uncomfortable, which I think is a good thing because I’ve heard a lot of girl say the same thing about me.

Finally:

Dean Pelton’s Costumes from Anna Robilotta on Vimeo.

Josh Freeman As Michael Jackson With A Baby Tiger (Slightly Modified)

Josh Freeman Michael Jackson Mustache

ESPN the Magazine has put together a music issue featuring athletes posing as famous album covers. Here is Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Josh Freeman as Michael Jackson (slightly modified) on the Thriller cover.

The issue also features NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson as Bob Dylan and track and field sprinter Allyson Felix as Beyoncé. You’ve got to give it to ESPN the Magazine for knowing their audience. They took athletes their readers might usually not care about and dressed them up as musicians they probably don’t care about. 

What If They Grew A Steesh: A Turkey

Turkey with a Mustache

I don’t think animals can grow mustaches, but this turkey doesn’t even need to go to Turkey for a transplant when I’ve got photoshop and a little bit too much time on my hands.

What If They Grew A Steesh: Oprah Winfrey

Today is Oprah’s birthday. She is 59 years old. I thought it would be fun to post one of the first “What If They Grew A Steesh” posting we ever had, from May 2008. I would update the bad MS paint job mustache, but I don’t care for Oprah.

One time she made a point to say she went to a book store because, as she put it, “I buy my own books.” It still makes me angry to think about her saying that. How distanced from reality does someone have to be to think that anyone would be impressed by another person going to a book store and buying her own book. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, OPRAH!

I’d wish her a horrible birthday, but she’s rich and will probably be eating her favorite meal with an amazing cake. What else could you really want on your birthday?

What If They Grew A Steesh – Katherine Webb

Katherine Webb Mustache copy

I thought last night’s National Championship game was going to be boring to the point that it was un-watchable and boy was I right. It only took one quarter for Alabama to put Notre Dame away. For those of you who stuck around though, you heard 73 year old Brent Musburger get way too excited to see Katherine Webb, girlfriend of the Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron. If you missed what Musburger said it went something like this:

“WOW. Can you believe how sexy that girl is? To think that I was 50 when she was born. Bu I mean take a look at that fine piece of ” and then they had to cut his mic.

Katherine then wore a mustache disguise  for the second half to avoid getting further creeped on by any old men. Unfortunately for her, Musburger seemed to like it. This photo was his reaction to seeing Katherine with a steesh:

Brent Musburger

What if they grew a Steesh: This is Zeev Katz, evil twin of Raanan Katz

Raanan Katz Mustache

In the spirit of day time soap operas, we present the mustache of Zeev Katz, the evil twin of Raanan Katz. Raanan Katz has been all over the internets recently for suing Google (dodged a bullet, Bing) for an unflattering still of himself. When you’re rich and bored, you have the time to sue Google.

We want to repeat, REPEAT, that the above picture is Zeev Katz, the evil twin of Raanan Katz. It’s NOT Raanan Katz. I’m trying to put my kid through college with the profits on the website.

What If They Grew A Steesh: Julia Child

I heard on the radio this morning that today was Julia Child’s 100 birthday. So I got into work and made this photo. I thought it would be great to share on her 100th birthday, which is the day before Thanksgiving. Everyone will be getting in the cooking mode. After I made it, I found out that it is in fact NOT her birthday, but she would have been 100 years old and it’s kind of fun to look at. Enjoy!

What If They Grew A Steesh: Kathy Bates in Misery

Kathy Bates in Misery scares me more than Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger combined.

 

What If They Grew A Steesh: Freddy Krueger

Here’s Freddy Krueger with Tom Selleck’s mustache (slightly modified), because why not?