I just re-upped Steeshes.com for another year. The 42 people who end up here on an average day as a result of a likely perverted google search can repay me by donating a nickel to a well-to-do teen whose father only cares about work.
I sure I wish I had time to make some new Horror Movie Villains with steeshes, but it’s not possible. So today I’ll shares some of my favorite scary, creepy or Halloween themed steeshes:
Freddy Krueger is the fanciest of horror villains because he wears a sweater and a fedora.
Clifford might not be a horror movie, or even Halloween themed, but good golly is Martin Short creepy in it
Avoiding obsessed fans like Kathy Bates in Misery is one of the reasons I don’t post as on this website anymore.
H.H. Holmes built a hotel of death (AKA Murder Caste) during Chicago’s World Fair. I would be even more afraid to visit the site of the hotel today because I am afraid of waiting in line, and it is a U.S. Post Office.
I know we are showing a lot of scary pictures. Don’t be afraid. Steve is here for us.
I really am afraid of stalkers, even though no one will ever stalk me. Here is Robert De Nero from The King of Comedy, who if you’re not careful with, might do a murder to you.
Raul Julia was not at all scary in The Addams Family movies. He was suave, and so was his mustache.
Raul Julie was so suave he had a baby with a mustache. Pubert Addams was played by two baby girls, Kaitlyn Hooper and Kristen Hooper.
On Halloween we stuff ourselves with candy. On any day, Jeffery Dahmer stuffed himself with humans.
And finally, why in the world does Michael Myers walk so slowly to do murders? Any wheeled transportation would hasten his horror.
Thank you to everyone who participated in yesterday’s job poll. As I suspected, the majority of people do not like their jobs, and we have no professional athletes or movie stars visiting this website. Therefore, to amuse those struggling to get through the day, I can feel free to post pictures of famous people with mustaches, and they’ll never know if I make fun of them.