What-If-They-Grew-A-Steesh Wednesday: Miley Cyrus

Here’s Miley with a steesh made out of her dad’s eyebrow (seriously).

Steesh Look-a-Likes: Ned Flanders & Bryan Cranston

I decided today that I’m going to share some of my favorite Steesh-look-a-likes from the last few years. Please feel free to continue to not care about them.

The first is Ned and Bryan. Enjoy?

More Steesh-Look-a-Likes

What If They Grew A Steesh

Tim Lincecum Grows A Mustache For Picture Day

Tim Lincecum Mustache 2014

Tim Lincecum, who I think looks like Ms. Gultch from The Wizard of Oz, grew a mustache for the San Francisco Giants photo day. It was a good effort, but it ended up looking like he forgot to wipe the Oreo crumbs from his upper lip.

Ethan Suplee and Leonardo DiCaprio Smash Things in The Wolf Of Wall Street

Eithan Suplee Mustache Wolf of Wall Street

 

Above, Ethan Suplee smashes something in a c’caine filled rage in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Below, Leonardo DiCaprio smashes it on the dance floor in a c’caine filled rage in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Leonardo Dicaprio Dancing Wolf of Wall Street

A More Efficient Michael Myers

Michael Myers on a segway

 

Continuing with our horror theme for today, here is something that came up after a discussion I had about how Michael Myers could be much more efficient in his killings if he took the time to get himself a ride. I suggested a bike, a friend suggested a segway, and that was that.

Enjoy Your Nightmares

Old mustache man and dummy

 

It’s difficult to say what this is all about, but if you’re into it there are plenty more where that came from. Can you imagine that guy coming to your 8th birthday party with his Chucky/Butcher/Dead Eyed doll?

Please Share This With Your Friend Peter On His Birthday

For years I’ve posted pictures to people’s Facebook pages for their birthdays. Sometimes I just google their name and find a picture, or sometimes I make my own. This is the weirdest I ever made. Please, please, please share this with all of the Peters in your life.

Peter Dinklage Happy Birthday

P.S. The Dink is no stranger to the steesh!

Matthew McConaughey As Rust Cohle in True Detective

Matthew McConaughey True Detective Mustache

 

Matthew McConaughey is no stranger to the steesh, as we’ve seen in the past here and here. And now, he’s back with another dandy as the 2012 version of Rust Cohle in HBO’s wonderfully-creepy new show True Detective. If you haven’t watched this show yet, it’s worth it just to see him make those little men out of his beer cans.

Unfinished Valentine’s Day Card: Give It or Give Up?

I started to make this card for my girlfriend who likes Owls and the movie Titanic. This is as far as I got. I can either throw it away or write “Owl never let go” on the inside.

TITANIC Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet, 1997

 

Give It or Give Up?! Vote now! Click here for voting instructions.

 

Jose Valentin Wishes You A Happy Valentine’s Day

Jose Valentin Mustache

 

Jose Valentin played baseball for 15 years and made $36,997,024 doing so. I bet he buys his girlfriend the 2 pound heart-shaped box of chocolates. I could only afford the 1 pound. I’ll let you know how she handles the news.

Happy Valentine’s Day From Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson Valentine

Maybe it’s just me, but for me, getting a valentine from Ron Swanson would be like getting one from the captain of the football team. Or no… I mean captain of the cheerleading squad. Yeah like from a cheerleader.  Knibb High football rules!

Nelly – Kelsey Grammer

Nelly Kelsey Grammer

So here is something that has little to do with mustaches, but might be fun to look at. I’ve made a number of nonsensical pictures in my day, but this Country Grammar/Kelsey Grammer mash-up might be the most ridiculous.