I went to see This Is 40 yesterday. On our way to theater SIX I noticed a woman filling up a Tupperware container full of butter flavoring. As far as I could see she DIDN’T EVEN HAVE POPCORN. Because of this incident we walked into theater THREE. 20 minutes later, Django Unchained started and I wasn’t about to get up and start another movie 15 minutes in.
So that’s how I accidentally saw Django Unchained yesterday. Once it started I noticed a few things. First, holy smokes they say the N word a lot. Second, holy smokes there’s an awful lot of blood in that film. Finally, holy smokes Christoph Waltz is a fantastic actor. It may look like he has a beard in this photo but multiple times throughout the film he strokes his facial hair in order to define his mustache. It’s a real treat.
Adrien Brody joined Andre 3000 in the aforementioned Gillette commercial. It’s starting to seem like the casting director just got a list of celebrities, alphabetized by first name and knocked out the casting in 5 minutes.
Happy Birthday to Eddie Murphy. He used to make good movies, but then he had kids and wanted to clean up his act. I can’t say I blame him, but he’s made himself pretty irrelevant to someone like myself.