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Whiskered Cliff – Cliff Levingston

New Rainmen coach, Cliff Livington.

Cliff “Good News” Levingston carried the Chicago Bulls to 2 NBA Championships in the early 90s.

Here’s a weird fact about Cliff:

“In 1986, while playing for the Hawks, Levingston had the rare distinction of “fouling into” an NBA game in a game. In a game where Dominique Wilkins and Antoine Carr were injured, Kevin Willis, Scott Hastings, Spud Webb and Levingston fouled out of the game. After Doc Rivers was ejected, the Hawks were down to only four players. Under an obscure rule, Levingston, the last player to foul out, was allowed to come back into the game at the cost of a technical foul.”

The Hawks decided to pass when they realized Cliff would be coming back in and just played with 4.

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William Shakespeare – “Steesh of Avon”



William Shakespeare is perhaps the greatest English playwright there ever was. His work that has survived the 400+ years since his death consist of about 38 plays, 154 sonnets, and two long narrative poems.

And THANK GOD they survived. I’m sure when William was on his deathbed he urged people to carefully archive his work so that one day Mekhi Phifer and Julia Stiles could bring Othello to an American basketball court in the 2001 Hollywood smash-hit O.

Bill Murray Has Still Got It

Bill Murray, who is no stranger to a nice mustache, has done it again. This picture comes from a site called The Twitter. The woman in the picture is Tichina Arnold, the Everybody Hates Chris actress and wife of St. Johns men’s basketball assistant coach Rico Hines.

In 2012, few people can get away with a floppy hat. Bill Murray is one of them.

Andrew Bynum Finally Wigs Out Due To Injury

The injured Andrew Bynum avoided every mirror last night before sitting with the 76ers bench. Bynum, who was traded over the off-season from the Lakers, has completely lost it and doesn’t care how creepy he looks is trying to bring some west coast style back east.

Anthony Davis’ Face Is A Math Equation

Anthony Davis is the first round pick of the 2012 NBA draft by the New Orleans Hornets. It appears that Anthony not only has a mustache above his lip, he has one about his eyes.

His face is also a math equation.  His mouth is greater than his nose plus his eyes which is less than his forehead – mouth > (nose + eyes) < forehead.

Carmelo Anthony Got Hit In The Beans

Yesterday, a player that surprisingly wasn’t Andres Nocioni took a cheap shot at Carmelo Anthony’s beans. The Washington Post decided that need a write-up with interviews and all. Believe it or not, Carmelo didn’t think it was called for.

Here’s a video of someone’s tv:

Jason Kidd

It’s not smart to drink and drive. Jason Kidd did just that this weekend, resulting in a smashed up car and an arrest. Luckily for him he didn’t kill himself or injury anyone. He’s been making millions of dollars for the last 18 years.  He has no excuse for not hiring a car service, or a helicopter, or a very large man to carry him around like Uncle Jack did in Arrested Development:

This article says that he was so drunk he needed to be carried to his car, so congratulations to the idiots who carried him out to his car and let him drive home.