I feel like this guy has been in the news a little bit lately. Here is Donald Trump with a fake steesh, which is possibly the only thing that could make him palatable.
I hope that some friendly Mexican boarder village builds a wall and paints the above mural on it just to warn anyone who has thoughts of immigrating here there’s a 50% chance of having to deal with Trump for the next four years.
60 Minutes Sports had a very cool story on Professional Darts in England. According to the story, Phil “The Power” Taylor is the Michael Jordan of darts. All of his titles are too long to list, so go here if you have a lot of time on your hands (you do because you’re reading this already).
The above picture is a much younger Phil than he appears today, but you gotta love that quaffed hair/steesh/chest hair combo he was rocking back in the 80’s! Phil said he’s made millions of dollars over the years and his arm is insured for $15 million.
I’ve caught darts on tv a few times and it’s always exciting to hear the announcers and crowd going bananas, but the 60 Minutes piece made going to a darts match look more fun than any other sporting event I’ve ever attended.
Welcome to “Name That Steesh!” the fastest growing internet game show, where the audience, given only a close-up of a mustache, must identify the owner. Much like MTV’s “Yo Momma” winners, those who get the correct answer will receive $1000 in cash money* and the respect of their hood.
People are really getting excited about this new game show from Steeshes.com. I was going to tell one of my friends about it but forgot.I’m pretty sure he would have liked the idea. Also, when asked to comment on this exciting new game, famous game show host Chuck Woolery said, “It’s not really a game show by any means. I wouldn’t get your hopes up kid. How does my hair look?