Dennis Rodman, former basketball player, costar of Double Team, and all around goofball is now supposedly an FBI informant regarding North Korea. I guess it’s not that crazy since he is friends with Kim Jong-un. It is, however, a bit disconcerting that the FBI is counting on a former cast member of Celebrity Rehab to give them intelligence to help with national security.
I couldn’t find any proof that Andrew Garfield was set to reprise Christian Bale’s role in the 2006 film The Prestige, but he sure looks like he borrowed one of Bale’s character’s disguises from the movie. Of course, he might just be sneaking into shows to steal acts from more successful magicians.
Will Ferrell is pretty famous. He’s at the point in his career where he does whatever he wants. Last night, what he wanted to do was be an usher at the Lakers game. So he did it. He wore a pretty nifty mustache while doing it. Here is video of Ferrell escorting out an unruly fan:
Today is Oprah’s birthday. She is 59 years old. I thought it would be fun to post one of the first “What If They Grew A Steesh” posting we ever had, from May 2008. I would update the bad MS paint job mustache, but I don’t care for Oprah.
One time she made a point to say she went to a book store because, as she put it, “I buy my own books.” It still makes me angry to think about her saying that. How distanced from reality does someone have to be to think that anyone would be impressed by another person going to a book store and buying her own book. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, OPRAH!
I’d wish her a horrible birthday, but she’s rich and will probably be eating her favorite meal with an amazing cake. What else could you really want on your birthday?
UFC had a big match in Chicago on Saturday. If you went to the United Center or out to a bar to watch the fights, you and I spent our nights a little differently. I went to a bar that had I, Robot on its one TV and ate a Tomato Grinder that had a little too much arugula on it.
I may have missed the fights, but it was hard to miss the mustache on Clay Guida. Clay fought Hatsu Hioki and won in a split decision. If looks could kill, Guida would have won at the opening bell, or whatever they do to signify the beginning of the fight.
I enjoy the work of Jeff Bridges work. He was good in The Big Lebowski and my favorite of his is Arlington Road. But if my roommate puts on TRON: Legacy one more time I’m going to have mental breakdown.
The above picture of Jeff is great. He’s got some serious “come hither” eyes and a distinguished “leave quickly” steesh.
Judd Apatow, famed writer, director and producer, can now also call himself a magazine editor. He took over the editing duties for this months Vanity Fair for their first ever comedy issue. It may be their first comedy issue but it is just another in a long line of Vanity Fair issues that I’ll never purchase.
Why is this relevant to steeshes? There are 3 covers and each one includes a beautiful mustache.
Matthew McConaughey is slimming down to play the role of an AIDS patient in a movie called The Dallas Buyers Club. I wouldn’t ever say that someone suffering from AIDS looks creepy because it’s heartless and cruel, but an actor can look creepy – especially when we know how good he can look with mustache.
Sometimes I tell people The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is one of my favorite movies, but that’s not really true. I like it a lot, but I didn’t even remember that Owen Wilson had a gentleman’s mustache until I saw part of it again this weekend.
In 2007 it was reported that Owen Wilson attempted suicide due to depression. I’m glad he was unsuccessful because he seems like a nice guy and I really liked Midnight in Paris. Suicide is for the birds.
If you or someone you know is suffering from depression, send them a link to this website and that should cheer them up. If that doesn’t work, I’m sure you can Bing “depression” to get some helpful resources.
Joseph Gordon Levitt hosted another pretty good SNL over the weekend. They had him wearing a steesh as the son of the Most Interesting Man in the World in a spoof of the Dos Equis commercials. The beer is called Tres Equis, and I tried to get myself fired today by searching “Joseph Gordon Levitt XXX.”
The Sting is a fantastic movie. I haven’t seen it lately. I thought of this steesh when I was shopping for pasta sauce and noticed how the artist who draws Newman is not afraid to add a steesh. Stay tuned for more.
John Travolta might be in a little bit of hot water with a male masseuse. If you haven’t seen the allegations against him, feel free to check them out here. I’d explain more, but I don’t want to type some of the words used in the lawsuit in case my boss is tracking my key strokes.
Edward Norton is a great actor. That being said, he was in the Italian Job. I happen to catch it on TV yesterday for the first time since I saw it in the theater 9 years ago. It still holds up as the most expensive car commercial ever made.