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One of the cretinous cheapskates who owns the Chicago Bears: George McCaskey

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*If you were to look up “scumbag” in the dictionary, you wouldn’t see George McCaskey’s picture because [a] the dictionary doesn’t have pictures and [b] I don’t think dictionaries are produced anymore. But for arguments sake let’s say the dictionary is still mass produced and does contain pictures, you still might not see George McCaskey’s picture. There’s been a lot of scumbags over time. I forget where I was going with this. Anyways, George Halas owned and coached the Chicago Bears football team, a perenial powerhouse. Since then, the generations of family members that followed have all been Fredo Correleone’s without a single Michael. George is another Fredo. In fact, he’s even growing a mustache like one.

*I don’t know much about the Chicago Bears or George McCaskey. I got my information from people’s twitter feeds. That’s an acceptable source in 2013, right?

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Bear With A Mustache – Charles “Peanut” Tillman

Charles “Peanut” Tillman is another Bears player getting in on some Movember fun. It’s difficult to find pictures of these guys without their helmets on, but Charles was nice enough to tweet this picture of himself sporting a steesh.

I heard Peanut on the radio a few years back saying that to keep warm during cold games in Chicago, he lathers himself up with vaseline. How slippery!

Bear with a Mustache – Jay Cutler

And we’re back. Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears visited Nashville this weekend to manhandle the Titans. The Bears scored 28 points in a matter of 4 minutes.

Some people will say it had nothing to do with the fact that many of the Bears players were sporting mustaches, and they’d be right. It’s because the Titans aren’t very good.

Brandon Marshall

Brandon Marshall was traded to the Bears yesterday. As a Bears fan that makes me happy. As a fan of people who are completely out of their mind, that makes me very happy.

Today it was reported that Brandon Marshall may have hit a woman in the face this weekend, causing a black eye (I like crazy, but this is not cool). Welcome to the team, Brandon!