Tag Archives: chicago bulls

Shane Battier Has A Mustache, French Sounding Name

Shane Battier Mustache

Shane Battier has gone and grown himself a mustache. As a Bulls fan I don’t like anyone on the Heat as they are whiny babies but at least now I can respect someone’s facial hair, unlike LeBron’s straight Amish beard. Go Bulls!

Kendall Gill Loses His Cool

Kendall Gill Mustache

I’ve had this picture saved on my computer since January 31, 2013 and thought it would be there forever. It didn’t seem like being a former basketball player and current analyst for the Chicago Bulls was gonna be enough to get him on steeshes.com. But then he PUNCHED A COWORKER. I made a bingo!

Derrick Rose Sports New Look After Recovery

Derrick Rose 2013

According to ESPN, Derrick Rose is not 100% physically due to some burning in his hamstrings. Also according to ESPN, Derrick Rose is a middle-aged white man with a mustache. Just kidding guys. I think this is an ad. We’re just having fun over here. It’s just for fun.

Whiskered Cliff – Cliff Levingston

New Rainmen coach, Cliff Livington.

Cliff “Good News” Levingston carried the Chicago Bulls to 2 NBA Championships in the early 90s.

Here’s a weird fact about Cliff:

“In 1986, while playing for the Hawks, Levingston had the rare distinction of “fouling into” an NBA game in a game. In a game where Dominique Wilkins and Antoine Carr were injured, Kevin Willis, Scott Hastings, Spud Webb and Levingston fouled out of the game. After Doc Rivers was ejected, the Hawks were down to only four players. Under an obscure rule, Levingston, the last player to foul out, was allowed to come back into the game at the cost of a technical foul.”

The Hawks decided to pass when they realized Cliff would be coming back in and just played with 4.

Bald Bull

Bald Bull was a part of the Punch-Out series from Nintendo. He makes up exactly half of what I know about Istanbul. The other half is Omer Asik of the Chicago Bulls. So if anyone asks me about Istanbul I tell them that it’s 100% men, 50% of them half a mustache and 50% can only score if they are left uncovered for 4 seconds.