Tag Archives: Chicago

Shane Battier Has A Mustache, French Sounding Name

Shane Battier Mustache

Shane Battier has gone and grown himself a mustache. As a Bulls fan I don’t like anyone on the Heat as they are whiny babies but at least now I can respect someone’s facial hair, unlike LeBron’s straight Amish beard. Go Bulls!

Carlos Villanueva – Currently the Best Tickler in Baseball

Carlos Villanueva Mustache Cubs

Carlos Villanueva is a pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. He’s had a terrific start to the season thus far and it has absolutely everything to do with his stylish steesh. It’s refreshing to see a nice mustache on an MLB player after having to look at Joba Chamberlain and Ian Desmond during spring training.

Kendall Gill Loses His Cool

Kendall Gill Mustache

I’ve had this picture saved on my computer since January 31, 2013 and thought it would be there forever. It didn’t seem like being a former basketball player and current analyst for the Chicago Bulls was gonna be enough to get him on steeshes.com. But then he PUNCHED A COWORKER. I made a bingo!

Derrick Rose Sports New Look After Recovery

Derrick Rose 2013

According to ESPN, Derrick Rose is not 100% physically due to some burning in his hamstrings. Also according to ESPN, Derrick Rose is a middle-aged white man with a mustache. Just kidding guys. I think this is an ad. We’re just having fun over here. It’s just for fun.

Bear With A Mustache – Charles “Peanut” Tillman

Charles “Peanut” Tillman is another Bears player getting in on some Movember fun. It’s difficult to find pictures of these guys without their helmets on, but Charles was nice enough to tweet this picture of himself sporting a steesh.

I heard Peanut on the radio a few years back saying that to keep warm during cold games in Chicago, he lathers himself up with vaseline. How slippery!

Bear with a Mustache – Jay Cutler

And we’re back. Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears visited Nashville this weekend to manhandle the Titans. The Bears scored 28 points in a matter of 4 minutes.

Some people will say it had nothing to do with the fact that many of the Bears players were sporting mustaches, and they’d be right. It’s because the Titans aren’t very good.

Mike Hagerty – Everyman Steesh

 

If you watch TV you have probably seen Mike Hagerty once or twice. He pops from time to time when a cop or janitor is in the script. I’d argue his most popular role was Mr. Treeger on Friends, but he’s been doing it since the early 80’s so I could be way off.

He’s been in plenty of movies as well, including Brewster’s Millions, where I spotted him this weekend. Also in his credits is Wayne’s World (nice job, Mike) and Speed 2 (we all make mistakes).

Paul Konerko

Paul Konerko was one of the White Sox players who had a steesh last night. He didn’t look that weird. It basically made him look like a 1970s baseball players.

Amy Schumer – TBS Just for Laughs Chicago

Last night I attended the TBS Just for Laughs show at Park West headlined by Amy Schumer. She’s got a real mouth on her. I was so excited to go I took a picture of my ticket! That’s like being so excited about your new car that you take a picture of the keys. Who does that?

I do:

When I arrived at the Park West there were a group of TBS employees congregated outside the entrance. They asked me if I would like to spin a prize wheel that hung from the back of one of the employees. I wouldn’t have been able to sleep knowing that I treated a human being like the wheel of fortune, so I declined the spin and went in without a prize (a fun size bag of M&Ms).

When I entered the venue I heard a lady say to the people in front of me that they had some reserved seats for the press. I couldn’t resist at least checking it out. I took the pass out of my pocket and put it around my neck like I belonged there. She walked me down to a booth with a “reserved” sign on it. Again, excitement overtook me and another picture was taken. This time I even Instagramed it. Do you realize how excited one has to be to take a picture of two pieces of paper and then take the time to make it look like it’s from 35 years ago?

I think I got there too early because I sat for about 25 minutes before the show started. I was in the booth by myself for 15 of those minutes. I got a good picture of a guy in front of me who was sporting a nice cookie duster. He looked a little like Matt Walsh, but it wasn’t him.

One last thing before the show started – A guy sat down next to me for 2 minutes, and he said, “Great show last night.” I was pretty confused. It was like the time I talked to my grandma on the phone and 5 minutes in I realized she thought I was my cousin who was in Florida. I just said, “Thank you” and looked the other way. He got up and found a new seat soon after.

Finally it was time for the show to start, but not before TBS showed a 2 minute commercial. Seriously.  And it was the one where they auto-tune clips from Conan, The Big Bang Theory, and Family Guy. Not a good way to get people excited for comedy. After a short M&Ms commercial the show began.

Eric Andre (bonus steesh)

Eric Andre opened the show. I did not recognize him, but later found out he is on Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23, of which I’ve seen a few episodes. He started slow, probably because he had to overcome a Big Bang Theory commercial, but also because his jokes were a little dated. He spoke of recently seeing the movie Precious and then did a bit about the TV show Cops. I don’t even know if it’s still on the air.

I don’t mind jokes about TV. I watch it a lot,  so I’m into that stuff. Last Saturday I estimate that I watched 14 hours of it. He picked up the pace with some ramblings about the SpikeTV show Manswers. He topped of the night reading a good text message conversations he had with an old fling’s boyfriend who was threatening him like a 1980’s movie bad guy. Overall I think he did a fine job for an opener.

Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer was on the 2007 season of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, but her career really took off when she made a joke about then recently deceased Ryan Dunn. I saw her last summer during a taping of Doug Loves Movies. I knew she was a dirty comedian, but hearing her material proved it.

I enjoyed it very much, but I don’t want to offend anyone (my mom) so I’m not going to go into her act. I especially liked the way Amy handled a scantily dressed woman who wouldn’t delete a picture of her by asking her when the last time she saw her dad.

Amy is taping a special next weekend. I suggest you watch that when it comes out.

Overall, it was a nice experience. I only had to explain to one person that I was there to write about comedy for a site about mustaches.  Tonight I’ll see two shows – Stephen Merchant and Hannibal Buress. Check back tomorrow for another, most likely far less detailed report of my night.