Tag Archives: Chicago

Shane Battier Has A Mustache, French Sounding Name

Shane Battier Mustache

Shane Battier has gone and grown himself a mustache. As a Bulls fan I don’t like anyone on the Heat as they are whiny babies but at least now I can respect someone’s facial hair, unlike LeBron’s straight Amish beard. Go Bulls!

Carlos Villanueva – Currently the Best Tickler in Baseball

Carlos Villanueva Mustache Cubs

Carlos Villanueva is a pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. He’s had a terrific start to the season thus far and it has absolutely everything to do with his stylish steesh. It’s refreshing to see a nice mustache on an MLB player after having to look at Joba Chamberlain and Ian Desmond during spring training.

Kendall Gill Loses His Cool

Kendall Gill Mustache

I’ve had this picture saved on my computer since January 31, 2013 and thought it would be there forever. It didn’t seem like being a former basketball player and current analyst for the Chicago Bulls was gonna be enough to get him on steeshes.com. But then he PUNCHED A COWORKER. I made a bingo!

Derrick Rose Sports New Look After Recovery

Derrick Rose 2013

According to ESPN, Derrick Rose is not 100% physically due to some burning in his hamstrings. Also according to ESPN, Derrick Rose is a middle-aged white man with a mustache. Just kidding guys. I think this is an ad. We’re just having fun over here. It’s just for fun.

Bear With A Mustache – Charles “Peanut” Tillman

Charles “Peanut” Tillman is another Bears player getting in on some Movember fun. It’s difficult to find pictures of these guys without their helmets on, but Charles was nice enough to tweet this picture of himself sporting a steesh.

I heard Peanut on the radio a few years back saying that to keep warm during cold games in Chicago, he lathers himself up with vaseline. How slippery!

Bear with a Mustache – Jay Cutler

And we’re back. Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears visited Nashville this weekend to manhandle the Titans. The Bears scored 28 points in a matter of 4 minutes.

Some people will say it had nothing to do with the fact that many of the Bears players were sporting mustaches, and they’d be right. It’s because the Titans aren’t very good.

Mike Hagerty – Everyman Steesh

 

If you watch TV you have probably seen Mike Hagerty once or twice. He pops from time to time when a cop or janitor is in the script. I’d argue his most popular role was Mr. Treeger on Friends, but he’s been doing it since the early 80’s so I could be way off.

He’s been in plenty of movies as well, including Brewster’s Millions, where I spotted him this weekend. Also in his credits is Wayne’s World (nice job, Mike) and Speed 2 (we all make mistakes).