Tag Archives: Creepy

Enjoy Your Nightmares

Old mustache man and dummy

 

It’s difficult to say what this is all about, but if you’re into it there are plenty more where that came from. Can you imagine that guy coming to your 8th birthday party with his Chucky/Butcher/Dead Eyed doll?

What If They Grew A Steesh: Paula Deen

Paula Deen Mustache

Paula Dean is a southern cook who uses a lot of butter and once got a ham thrown at her face. The only reason I’m posting this is to share a video I saw the other day that she was in. The video has had over 100,000 views the last 2 days and I am responsible for at least 7 of those.

UDPATE: I can’t figure out how to use the internets. Click here for video.

Mustache Transplants Exist In Turkey

Turkish Mustache

Here at Steeshes.com our motto probably should be “We search ‘mustache’ in Google News so you don’t have to.” As you can imagine, a lot of the time it results in mug shots, or more often than not, it results in nothing. Well today, WE GOT ONE!

Apparently, mustaches are such a big deal in Turkey that guys are willing to get Mustache Transplants!

“Oh, so a few yam-bags have had surgery in order to have a mustache?”

In Istanbul alone there are over 250 clinics that offer mustache transplants and the article uses phraseology like “Hair tourism,” which makes me feel more uncomfortable than I can express in words.

What If They Grew A Steesh – Katherine Webb

Katherine Webb Mustache copy

I thought last night’s National Championship game was going to be boring to the point that it was un-watchable and boy was I right. It only took one quarter for Alabama to put Notre Dame away. For those of you who stuck around though, you heard 73 year old Brent Musburger get way too excited to see Katherine Webb, girlfriend of the Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron. If you missed what Musburger said it went something like this:

“WOW. Can you believe how sexy that girl is? To think that I was 50 when she was born. Bu I mean take a look at that fine piece of ” and then they had to cut his mic.

Katherine then wore a mustache disguise  for the second half to avoid getting further creeped on by any old men. Unfortunately for her, Musburger seemed to like it. This photo was his reaction to seeing Katherine with a steesh:

Brent Musburger