Tag Archives: Criminal

Mustache Bandit

 

Troy Mullner was nicknamed “The Mustache Bandit” after a string of robberies in Nevada earlier this year. He was just convicted of these crimes.

This guy is a yambag. First off, he thought putting a fake mustache on would make him harder to recognize. Wrong. A mustache will catch people’s attention and make them want to meet you. Get to know you.

Secondly, this guy is robbing Subway Sandwich shops and Radio Shack stores. It’s as if he sat down and planned out the places that would have the least amount of money in the drawers and decided to rob them. I’m surprised he didn’t try to rob a Handy Andy or Blockbuster.

 

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Cuba Gooding Jr. – Show Me the Mustache

Famous people, especially Academy Award winning actors, are usually granted a few passes from the general public if they do something terrible. It’s a shame that Cuba Gooding Jr. used his passes on Boat Trip and Daddy Day Camp because he could use one after assaulting a woman in New Orleans.

According to everything I’ve read about the situation (which is about one third of that article above) Cuba Gooding Jr. became upset when people were taking pictures of him at a bar. He then put on a Winnie the Pooh costume and started yelling, “Show me the honey!!” When a bartender asked him to leave he slammed a  jar of honey on her head, thus resulting in the assault charge.

Again, I didn’t read the whole article so that might not be the exact story.

John Wayne Gacy

When I was checking the statistics on the website, an awful lot of you are searching for serial killers (Ed. note – Any number above 0 is deemed “an awful lot” when it comes to serial killers).

The above picture is John Wayne Gacy. I didn’t want to get into full detail of John Wayne Gacy’s activities because the FBI tracks that sort thing and I wouldn’t last long in prison.

Rudy Eugene – Face Eater

Rudy Eugene Miami Face eating

We have a number of really creepy people displayed on this site. Serial killers like Jeffrey Dahmer and The BTK Killer are two of the most viewed. Rudy Eugene  now joins them.

Rudy was the Miami man shot when police demanded he stop eating the face of another man and he refused. I refuse to post that picture, but if you’re into that sort of thing, you can find it on the interweb. I accidentally saw it when someone posted it on Facebook. I can’t imagine I’ll ever forget it.

Viktor Bout a.k.a. Merchant of Death

Federal prosecutors say Bout should spend life in prison because he agreed “without hesitation and with frightening speed” to ship “a breathtaking arsenal of weapons,” including hundreds of surface-to-air missiles, machine guns and sniper rifles along with 10 million rounds of ammunition to men he believed represented a foreign terrorist organization willing to kill Americans in Colombia.”

Seems like it’s not much of a surprise that Buffalo Bill, from Silence of the Lambs, would go from skinning girls and making dresses out of them to selling weapons.