According to ESPN, Derrick Rose is not 100% physically due to some burning in his hamstrings. Also according to ESPN, Derrick Rose is a middle-aged white man with a mustache. Just kidding guys. I think this is an ad. We’re just having fun over here. It’s just for fun.
Derrick Rose is a 3 time All-Star, reigning NBA MVP, and one of the best players in the world. Still the most notable part of his game has to be the fact that, at the age of 23, he sports a mustache without even a hint of irony.