Tag Archives: DUI

Jason Kidd

It’s not smart to drink and drive. Jason Kidd did just that this weekend, resulting in a smashed up car and an arrest. Luckily for him he didn’t kill himself or injury anyone. He’s been making millions of dollars for the last 18 years.  He has no excuse for not hiring a car service, or a helicopter, or a very large man to carry him around like Uncle Jack did in Arrested Development:

This article says that he was so drunk he needed to be carried to his car, so congratulations to the idiots who carried him out to his car and let him drive home.

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What If They Grew A Steesh: Michelle Rodriguez

Happy Birthday to Michelle Rodriquez. IMDB says she is, “known for tough-chick roles.” So it’s not a stretch to throw a steesh on her. She’s also known for her DUIs, which wasn’t in her description on IMDB, but we were all thinking it.