Tag Archives: Football

Whiskered Cliff with Cliff Harris

Cliff Harris Mustache Cowboys

Cliff Harris is a former Dallas Cowboys safety. He went to the Pro Bowl six times in 10 years so it was a surprise to many when he retired at the age of 31 to focus on his oil ventures. At the press conference when he retired, a reporter told Cliff that he was a football player and he should leave the oil to the oilmen. Cliff responded with this:

“I’ve traveled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn’t get away sooner because my new well was coming in at Coyote Hills and I had to see about it. That well is now flowing at two thousand barrels and it’s paying me an income of five thousand dollars a week. I have two others drilling and I have sixteen producing at Antelope. So, ladies and gentlemen… if I say I’m an oil man you will agree.”

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Michael B. Jordan – Steeshes Of The Wire

Michael B. Jordan played Wallace on The Wire. He was a pit boy until his family moved to Dillon, TX where he would go on to have a successful High School Football career.

Bear With A Mustache – Charles “Peanut” Tillman

Charles “Peanut” Tillman is another Bears player getting in on some Movember fun. It’s difficult to find pictures of these guys without their helmets on, but Charles was nice enough to tweet this picture of himself sporting a steesh.

I heard Peanut on the radio a few years back saying that to keep warm during cold games in Chicago, he lathers himself up with vaseline. How slippery!

Bear with a Mustache – Jay Cutler

And we’re back. Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears visited Nashville this weekend to manhandle the Titans. The Bears scored 28 points in a matter of 4 minutes.

Some people will say it had nothing to do with the fact that many of the Bears players were sporting mustaches, and they’d be right. It’s because the Titans aren’t very good.

Zach Mettenberger Tests The Limits Of College Football Groupies

 

Zach is the starting Quarterback for LSU. His wikipedia page says he originally attended the University of Georgia but was kicked off the team due to a violation of team rules (no facial hair allowed).

Now he is testing the limits of the jersey chasers in Louisiana with a mustache that should send shivers down the spine of any parent with a young child. JK. LOL. Ladies love football players.

St. Louis Rams to Host “‘Stache Bash”

The Rams are not very good, but they need to reward the people who come to their games, so they will be treating their opener as a Stache Bash. This is an easy promotion since 95% of St. Louis Ram’s fans already have a mustache, while the other 5% are either babies or thought they were going to the zoo to see actual rams.

Jarrell Root – Hard Knocks Steesh


Jarrell Root is a rookie defensive end for the Miami Dolphins. On a season of Hard Knocks that has featured Dolphin’s coach Joe Philbin picking up gum wrappers and telling his team to clean up their locker room, Jarrell has been a fun character to watch. His play-by-play in the second preseason game is the most fun you can have watching the 4th quarter of a preseason NFL game.