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Guy N. Cognito – Homer Simpson’s Doppelgänger

Homer Simpson Mustache

Guy N. Cognito is Homer’s look-a-like who unfortunately enters Moe’s just as Homer has been kicked out. Moe beats him unconscious and tosses him to the street:

Homer: Oh, my God, this man is my exact double!
Homer: That dog has a fluffy tail!
Homer: Come here, fluff!

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Bob’s Mustache

Bobs Burgers Mustache

Bob is the owner of Bob’s Burgers on the Fox show Bob’s Burgers. I’ve now seen 6 of these on Netflix and have ignored at least 5 minutes of each episode, so I don’t know if it’s a good show. The last one I watched had the owner of another restaurant forcing Bob to shave his mustache so that was difficult to watch.

Jason Bateman Gets Me All Excited By (Fake?) Picture of Arrested Development Filming

Jason Bateman posted a picture to his twitter yesterday claiming to be from the set of the new season of Arrested Development.

The problem is that the picture includes no one from  AD and two of the guys from Workaholics. Is it a Arrested Development/Workaholics crossover? How in the world would I know, goofball? I’m at a desk in Chicago.

Of course then there was this picture (and another) of David Cross(?) that I saw in a comment section on Facebook, which is  where I go for most of my facts:

What If They Grew A Steesh: Erin Andrews

Erin Andrews is leaving ESPN after 8 years to join Fox Sports. After famously being stalked and videotaped in the nude in 2008 by some loon who followed her around the country, she was fed up with being sexually harassed at  ESPN by the likes of Chris Berman and Steve Phillips, I’m assuming.

Cooder the Carny from The Simpsons

Cooder, voiced by Jim Varney, appeared in the episode “Bart Carny” in the Simpsons’ 12th season. He tricked the Simpsons out of their house by sending them on a boat cruise. Eventually Homer bets Cooder that he can throw a hula hoop on to the chimney to get the house back, but the Simpsons run into the house and lock the door before he even throws it. Homer rejoices until he notices that his ass groove has been changed in the couch.

You don’t like my descriptions of the episode? Watch the episode yourself then, jerk. It’s 14 years old. You could have seen it by now.

Kirk Fox

For some reason I got it in my mind that Geoff Ogilvy looks like Kirk Fox. I was way off. Kirk has a nice steesh going though. He is a comedian who has appeared on Parks and Recreation. He was also on Terriers, which had one viewer – my brother.