Argo is available today on DVD/Blue Ray and probably still in movie theaters with really sticky floors for less than you’d pay a few weeks ago. It is a pretty good flick. If you don’t trust my taste in movies (you shouldn’t), you’ll be happy to hear It was nominated for an Oscar for best moving picture. I thought that John Goodman and Alan Arkin were amazing in it. In addition, there were some beautiful steeshes. Here are some of them.
Rory Cochrane played Lee Schatz, a member of the USDA stationed in Iran when people got mad at America and started rioting. I was really tired when the movie started and I don’t know much in the way of Iranian-American relationship history so I think you’re going to want to check it out for yourself to figure out why this stuff was happening. Something about the leader being too westernized or something, but he didn’t even dress like a cowboy, so it’s hard to tell.
Regardless of what was happening in the film, Rory plays a fine Schatz, assuming Schatz had a mustache and drives people crazy when they see him because people think they know him but can’t figure out from where and then they google him and realize he was Lucas from Empire Records.
Scoot McNairy played another one of those guys who was trapped in Iran waiting for Ben Affleck‘s beard to save him. I can’t really do anymore research for this post, so let’s just say his glasses are ridiculously huge, and Scoot sounds like a Canadian character on South Park would say Scott.
Zeljko Ivanek plays a guy who has a mustache in Argo. If you remember back a few months ago, he also plays a guy with a mustache in Seven Psychopaths. He looks more like a psychopath in this movie than the other.
In the spirit of day time soap operas, we present the mustache of Zeev Katz, the evil twin of Raanan Katz. Raanan Katz has been all over the internets recently for suing Google (dodged a bullet, Bing) for an unflattering still of himself. When you’re rich and bored, you have the time to sue Google.
We want to repeat, REPEAT, that the above picture is Zeev Katz, the evil twin of Raanan Katz. It’s NOT Raanan Katz. I’m trying to put my kid through college with the profits on the website.
Adam Pally plays Max Blum on Happy Endings. He also played Young Hollywood Douchebag on Californication in 2007 and 2011. I don’t remember that, but I bet Adam does, because I’m sure if you are on a TV show you remember being on it. I know I would!
Much like his co-star Damon Wayans, when you google, Adam the first recommendation after just his name is “adam pally gay.” This at least makes a little sense because his character on Happy Endings is gay. It’s still a weird obsession that googlers have.
Damon Wayans Jr. is just another talented member of the Wayans family. Here he is as Brad Williams from the television show Happy Endings. It’s a pretty funny show. He made his film debut when he was cast in his father’s 1994 feature film Blankman playing Young Kevin, which is fun to know.
When you google him the first recommendation after just his name is “damon wayans jr gay.” How many people have to google that for it to be second on the list? Why do people care? Is he? Are you?
As anyone die-hard soccer nut knows, Alexi is a retired American soccer player, former soccer president and GM, and current ESPN and ABC analyst. For those of use who don’t know him we might google him while at work to find out more about him. By doing so we might also discover that there is a women with a similar name that takes her clothes of to make monies.
I don’t think my internet use is monitored, but if it is, anybody out there hiring?
It’s with my great pleasure that I bring you this important news:
Most people who search for pictures of Weird Al on the internet do so using the yahoo search engine.
Oh wait, that is neither important nor news, just something I’ve noticed today with over 50 referrals from yahoo on the search term “Weird Al Yankovic.”
I just assume people use Yahoo because they are dissatisfied with Google, claiming Google is “too convenient” or “it get’s me what I’m looking for every single time, even that picture of Massimo from Kicking and Screaming that I needed to find this past Sunday.”
Bobby Moynihan has been on SNL for a few years. This one is kind of a cheat because I’m not sure he’s ever had a mustache, at least I couldn’t find a picture of him. But when I think of him I always picture a steesh.
Here he is as Anthony Crispino, who’s one of Bobby’s more popular characters on SNL. If you want to a see a video of him, just google “Anthonly Crispino.” All the ones showing up are from Hulu, which I refuse to post because I have a soul. His “Drunk Uncle” is also very funny.