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Please Share This With Your Friend Peter On His Birthday

For years I’ve posted pictures to people’s Facebook pages for their birthdays. Sometimes I just google their name and find a picture, or sometimes I make my own. This is the weirdest I ever made. Please, please, please share this with all of the Peters in your life.

Peter Dinklage Happy Birthday

P.S. The Dink is no stranger to the steesh!

What If They Grew A Steesh: Christina Hendricks

As I uploaded this picture I had a realization of just how weird the whole thing is. Today is Christina Hendricks’ birthday so I photoshopped a mustache on her?! Holy smokes! I mean I think I did a pretty good job and if she ever saw this there’d be a small chance she wouldn’t be creeped out, but in general this is the behavior of a full-on weirdo.

Oh, you’re a weirdo, too? Check out more What If They Grew A Steesh posts!

What If They Grew A Steesh: Rooney Mara

Rooney Mara Mustache

Today is actress Rooney Mara’s birthday. When I received my daily celebrity birthday text message (standard messaging fees applied) saw this on IMDb I thought I better put a mustache on a picture of her from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. And guess what?! I did it!!! You can see that very picture I’m speaking of at the top of this post. Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley Mustache

Happy 50th Birthday Charles Barkley! Sometimes I forget that Barkley was more than a funny, outspoken player. He is a member of the NBA Hall of Fame  He was an NBA MVP, a gold medalist on the Dream Team, an 11 time All-Star and finished his career with over 20,000 points, 10,000 rebounds and 4.000 assists. According to this picture, he also enjoyed going to see adult movies in the theater.

What If They Grew A Steesh: Oprah Winfrey

Today is Oprah’s birthday. She is 59 years old. I thought it would be fun to post one of the first “What If They Grew A Steesh” posting we ever had, from May 2008. I would update the bad MS paint job mustache, but I don’t care for Oprah.

One time she made a point to say she went to a book store because, as she put it, “I buy my own books.” It still makes me angry to think about her saying that. How distanced from reality does someone have to be to think that anyone would be impressed by another person going to a book store and buying her own book. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, OPRAH!

I’d wish her a horrible birthday, but she’s rich and will probably be eating her favorite meal with an amazing cake. What else could you really want on your birthday?

Happy Birthday, Kevin Costner!

Kevin Costner Mustache

We need more mustached men in the news. This website is turning into a celebrity birthday site and a place that I confess to all the bad movies and shows I’ve watched. Luckily for me, this one falls into the birthday category and I have not recently watched Dancing With Wolves. So – happy 55th birthday Kevin Costner.

Bob Ross – The Joy of Steeshing

 

On this day in 1942, quick-painter and beard/steeshman Bob Ross was born. He loved painting mountain ranges because he said they were like “Earth’s mustaches.”

Bob died in 1995 at the age of 52. Rest in Steesh.