I couldn’t find any proof that Andrew Garfield was set to reprise Christian Bale’s role in the 2006 film The Prestige, but he sure looks like he borrowed one of Bale’s character’s disguises from the movie. Of course, he might just be sneaking into shows to steal acts from more successful magicians.
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Judd Apatow Guest-Edited Vanity Fair, Likes the Steesh
Judd Apatow, famed writer, director and producer, can now also call himself a magazine editor. He took over the editing duties for this months Vanity Fair for their first ever comedy issue. It may be their first comedy issue but it is just another in a long line of Vanity Fair issues that I’ll never purchase.
Why is this relevant to steeshes? There are 3 covers and each one includes a beautiful mustache.
Paul Rudd:
Ben Stiller:
Will Ferrell:
Well done, Judd.
Laurence Fishburne And Why You Should Never Watch Contagion
I watched Contagion last night and now I’m in a bubble in my bedroom. I had to quit my job. I can only eat prepackaged astronaut food. Everyone is disgusting. I’m never even talking to anyone again.
Laurence Fishburne and his steesh were great in the movie though. Aside from the fact that Gwyneth Paltrow’s character was the first to die, he was my favorite part of the movie.
The picture above is a touching scene where Larry says, “You’ve got the disease. You’re going to die. Why not just let me touch them one last time?”
Oscar-worthy stuff here.
Matthew McConaughey Is Preparing For A Role In Your Nightmares
Matthew McConaughey is slimming down to play the role of an AIDS patient in a movie called The Dallas Buyers Club. I wouldn’t ever say that someone suffering from AIDS looks creepy because it’s heartless and cruel, but an actor can look creepy – especially when we know how good he can look with mustache.
Guillermo Díaz Rodriguez
Denis Leary in The Ref
Denis Leary makes me laugh sometimes as a comedian, but he is very loud and angry which is difficult for me to take for long periods at a time. I prefer him in Rescue Me and I think he does a nice job in The Ref. It’s a pretty funny movie, though I don’t agree with the ABC-TV Los Angeles. First I don’t think watching a family fall apart during the holidays is “Hysterically Funny.” Secondly, how can a TV station review a movie? Finally, why doesn’t “Denis” rhyme with “penis”?
Richard Kiel – Mr. Larson in Happy Gilmore
Thomas Jane – Steeshie Nights
Efren Ramirez – Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite
Efren Ramirez showed off his sweet steesh in Napoleon Dynamite as Pedro. Then he must have done something horrible to someone important in Hollywood because he was in Employee of the Month with both Dax Shepard and Dane Cook, which I saw in the theater because I make a lot of bad decisions and I don’t know the value of a dollar.
Ernest Borgnine has died at the age of 95
Darren Aronofsky
Darren Aronofsky is the director of such films as Requiem for a Dream, The Wrestler and Black Swan, among others. I have no doubt in my mind that this mustache was grown during the filming of Black Swan, specifically during the time he directed the erotic scene between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis.
John Barrymore
What If They Grew A Steesh: Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron’s latest movie, Prometheus, was number two at the box office this week, taking in over $51 million. To celebrate, she has given herself an extremely short haircut.
The picture above WAS a picture of Charlize taking her son to a doctor’s appointment. NOW it appears to be a creepy gentleman stealing a child.
Thomas Lennon
Lennon is probably best known for his role as Jim Dangle in the show Reno: 911!, but he is also a very successful screenwriter and script doctor. Most of his screenplays are written in collaboration with Ben Garant.
Their films have earned over $1.4 billion at the worldwide box office. Considering one of those movies is Herbie Fully Loaded, 1.4 Billion is even more impressive.
In 2011, Garant and Lennon released a book about writing for film called Writing Movies for Fun and Profit: How We Made a Billion Dollars at The Box Office and You Can Too
John Mayer
John Travolta
John Travolta might be in a little bit of hot water with a male masseuse. If you haven’t seen the allegations against him, feel free to check them out here. I’d explain more, but I don’t want to type some of the words used in the lawsuit in case my boss is tracking my key strokes.