Tag Archives: Humor

donald trump mustache wall

I feel like this guy has been in the news a little bit lately. Here is Donald Trump with a fake steesh, which is possibly the only thing that could make him palatable.

I hope that some friendly Mexican boarder village builds a wall and paints the above mural on it just to warn anyone who has thoughts of immigrating here there’s a 50% chance of having to deal with Trump for the next four years.

Michael Showalter/Alan Shemper – Wet Hot American Steesh

 

Michael Showalter Mustache Alan Shemper Wet Hot American Summer
I don’t post on here anymore but it has come to my attention that the preeminent mustache archive was lacking a very important one. One of the best parts of one of my very favorite movies. Enjoy!

Happy Steesh-O-Ween

I sure I wish I had time to make some new Horror Movie Villains with steeshes, but it’s not possible. So today I’ll shares some of my favorite scary, creepy or Halloween themed steeshes:

POLL RESULTS: Do You Like Your Job?

Thank you to everyone who participated in yesterday’s job poll. As I suspected, the majority of people do not like their jobs, and we have no professional athletes or movie stars visiting this website. Therefore, to amuse those struggling to get through the day, I can feel free to post pictures of famous people with mustaches, and they’ll never know if I make fun of them.

Leonardo Dicaprio Dancing Wolf of Wall Street

A Million Ways To Steesh In The West

Neil Patrick Harris Mustache A Million Ways to Die in the West

 

According to the Onion AV Club review of A Million Ways to Die in the West, Neil Patrick Harris plays an oily proprietor of an upscale “mustachery.” So make sure to see this when it’s no HBO in a few years.

Insert Me Thursday: Tobias Fünke in One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

Insert Me Anywhere Tobias Funke One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

 

Insert Me Thursday: Tobias Fünke in The Big Chill

Insert Me Anywhere Tobias Funke Big Chill

 

Insert Me Thursday: Tobias Fünke with Carl Weathers in Predator

Today’s theme: Insert Me Thursday!Insert Me Anywhere Tobias Funke Predator

Action Hero Tobias with his acting coach Carl Weathers in Predator- Double Steesh!

Tim Lincecum Grows A Mustache For Picture Day

Tim Lincecum Mustache 2014

Tim Lincecum, who I think looks like Ms. Gultch from The Wizard of Oz, grew a mustache for the San Francisco Giants photo day. It was a good effort, but it ended up looking like he forgot to wipe the Oreo crumbs from his upper lip.

Ethan Suplee and Leonardo DiCaprio Smash Things in The Wolf Of Wall Street

Eithan Suplee Mustache Wolf of Wall Street

 

Above, Ethan Suplee smashes something in a c’caine filled rage in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Below, Leonardo DiCaprio smashes it on the dance floor in a c’caine filled rage in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Leonardo Dicaprio Dancing Wolf of Wall Street

A More Efficient Michael Myers

Michael Myers on a segway

 

Continuing with our horror theme for today, here is something that came up after a discussion I had about how Michael Myers could be much more efficient in his killings if he took the time to get himself a ride. I suggested a bike, a friend suggested a segway, and that was that.

Enjoy Your Nightmares

Old mustache man and dummy

 

It’s difficult to say what this is all about, but if you’re into it there are plenty more where that came from. Can you imagine that guy coming to your 8th birthday party with his Chucky/Butcher/Dead Eyed doll?

Please Share This With Your Friend Peter On His Birthday

For years I’ve posted pictures to people’s Facebook pages for their birthdays. Sometimes I just google their name and find a picture, or sometimes I make my own. This is the weirdest I ever made. Please, please, please share this with all of the Peters in your life.

Peter Dinklage Happy Birthday

P.S. The Dink is no stranger to the steesh!

Unfinished Valentine’s Day Card: Give It or Give Up?

I started to make this card for my girlfriend who likes Owls and the movie Titanic. This is as far as I got. I can either throw it away or write “Owl never let go” on the inside.

TITANIC Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet, 1997

 

Give It or Give Up?! Vote now! Click here for voting instructions.

 

Jose Valentin Wishes You A Happy Valentine’s Day

Jose Valentin Mustache

 

Jose Valentin played baseball for 15 years and made $36,997,024 doing so. I bet he buys his girlfriend the 2 pound heart-shaped box of chocolates. I could only afford the 1 pound. I’ll let you know how she handles the news.