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Mustache Transplants Exist In Turkey

Turkish Mustache

Here at Steeshes.com our motto probably should be “We search ‘mustache’ in Google News so you don’t have to.” As you can imagine, a lot of the time it results in mug shots, or more often than not, it results in nothing. Well today, WE GOT ONE!

Apparently, mustaches are such a big deal in Turkey that guys are willing to get Mustache Transplants!

“Oh, so a few yam-bags have had surgery in order to have a mustache?”

In Istanbul alone there are over 250 clinics that offer mustache transplants and the article uses phraseology like “Hair tourism,” which makes me feel more uncomfortable than I can express in words.

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Bald Bull

Bald Bull was a part of the Punch-Out series from Nintendo. He makes up exactly half of what I know about Istanbul. The other half is Omer Asik of the Chicago Bulls. So if anyone asks me about Istanbul I tell them that it’s 100% men, 50% of them half a mustache and 50% can only score if they are left uncovered for 4 seconds.