Tag Archives: MLB

Randy Mario Poffo – “Macho Man” Randy Savage

Randy Macho Man Savage Cardinals Minor League

Randy “Macho Man” Savage died 2 years ago yesterday. He was of course the Slim Jim hawking WWF wrestler, but he also played minor league baseball from the time he was 18. Pretty impressive steesh for such a young man.

Carlos Villanueva – Currently the Best Tickler in Baseball

Carlos Villanueva Mustache Cubs

Carlos Villanueva is a pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. He’s had a terrific start to the season thus far and it has absolutely everything to do with his stylish steesh. It’s refreshing to see a nice mustache on an MLB player after having to look at Joba Chamberlain and Ian Desmond during spring training.

Where The Steesh Have You Been?

Astors Fan Mustache

It’s been a while since I’ve posted because I’ve been traveling around watching the Astros or because I’ve been lazy and no one pays me to do this so why should I waste my time I’ve been busy at work. Above is a picture that Deadspin posted last week of an Astros fan with what can only be a very time-consuming mustache.

Jason Giambi Shows Young MLB Players What’s Up

Jason Giambi Mustache

“Hey Joba and Ian, if you’re going to have a weak mustache, take your shirt off and show the world your scary skull tattoo. This will draw attention from said weak mustache.”

– Jason Giambi

Ian Desmond – Getting Better Baseball Guys

Ian Desmond Mustache 2013

National’s shortstop Ian Desmond entered spring training with a decent lip cover, but compared to Joba Chamberlain he looks like Burt Reynolds.

Joba Chamberlain’s Mustache Is Pretty Sad

Joba Chamberlian Mustache 2013

For some reason, more than once in my youth, my mom dressed me up as a hobo for Halloween. Probably because it was an easy, affordable costume. I would wear old dirty clothes and my mom would put vaseline and coffee grounds on my face for a beard. It appears that’s what’s happening here with New York Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain’s mustache. He really ought to get a paper towel and wipe it clean as to stop embarrassing himself and real men with real mustaches.

Wade Boggs Hates Deer

Wade Boggs Mustache Dear Heads

Wade Boggs is a former MLB third baseman who played 18 years for Boston, New York and Tampa Bay. According to this picture he loves his family. I bet every night his family goes to bed thankful that they are not deer because Wade HATES DEER.

There are 8 dead deer in this picture alone. In addition, in the top right corner of the picture there is the head of what is either a bear or maybe even a dog. Still the most disturbing part of this picture has to be the jean shorts he’s allowed his son to wear while cameras are around.

This picture comes from @si_vault on twitter, which is a fun place for old sports pictures of all kinds.