So here is something that has little to do with mustaches, but might be fun to look at. I’ve made a number of nonsensical pictures in my day, but this Country Grammar/Kelsey Grammer mash-up might be the most ridiculous.
Daft Punk placed an ad during last week’s SNL. It contained a 15 second clip of new music. Some guy looped the 15 seconds into a 10 minute recording. Some genius added a loop to Ron Swanson dancing and suddenly it’s CAN’T MISS stuff. Enjoy:
Jack White was named this year’s Record Store Ambassador and released a note pretty much telling people to stop relying so much on computers, phones and the internet. I agree with some of what he says. Jack, let’s get a cup of coffee and talk it over.
This is pretty much how I know Rick James, as played by Dave Chappelle. Thanks to Chappelle’s Show, a younger generation of people who have no business knowing who Rick James is can tell what his favorite drug was (cocaine).
I don’t really even know anything about Rick James. Is this him? Probably, I guess. I’m only posting this so I can delete this picture from my desktop.
I know this picture is going to start a heated debate among our many loyal readers because on his right side it looks like Prince (Dave Chappelle) has a goatee, but on his left side it looks like a mustache. People, this is why we have a comment section. Please use it!!!
From 1995 to 2010, Kevin Eubanks was the leader of the Tonight Show Band. I never cared for Jay Leno because he’s not funny, but I’ve got no beef with Kevin.
As everyone knows, Ben Gillies is the drummer for the Australian rock band Silverchair (previously known by Innocent Criminals or The George Costanza if you were into them in the early 90’s like I wasn’t.)
Lou Marini is the saxophone player in the Blues Brothers and looks like someone who drinks a lot of Busch.
I have nothing bad to say about this. At the time it was taken, Ken was a pretty stylish dude.
“Wait, I can have whatever I want on my album cover? Anything at all? Do we still have that christmas tree? Ok, hold my shirt. I have an idea.”
-Rudy Ray Moore
When I googled Dave, the first page of results were for links to pages listing the worst album covers of all time. I like his style. It’s as if he said, “I like what Eddie Murphy did on raw, but I don’t know about purple. Let’s go pink.”
But if he stole from Eddie Murphy, we need to call Bret “The Hitman” Hart for stealing Dave’s style.
Cody, you can have it if you stop looking at me like that and just move along.
To make up for yesterday’s lack of posts, I’ll make today an extra special days. Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes, tweeted a link for a magical site with the worst album covers of all times. It’s a cornucopia of steeshes. It’s also possibly not safe for work with a couple photos that would only be appropriate in public if I photoshopped some hungry babies onto them (there are bare breasts on a few album covers).
First on the list is Quim Barreiros, a Portuguese pimba music writer and singer. Quim was Borat before there was Borat.
Mariah Carey will be a Judge on American Idol next season, according to websites that report on nonsense like that.
This is pretty fun to look at. It doesn’t look like there are anymore available, but this is where it comes from.
I’m trying to find an affordable ticket to Lollapalooza right now and I just noticed the green hipster on the wristband has a nice steesh.
If you come to this site for breaking news in the mustache world, you’re in the wrong place. If you come here for 3 day old pictures of people with mustaches, you’re our target audience.
Adam Levine, who has long been the lead singer for Maroon 5, and more recently a judge on American Idol: Swirling Chairs The Voice, has found himself with a mustache, making a movie, even though he’s never acted before. It’s good to see him finally catch a break.
The Party is a song by a band called La Pieta, who I believe has changed their name to Summer Hours. My sister introduced me to this song about 7 years ago and it stuck with me because it mentions a man with a mustache. I’m easily amused.
I wrote too much in my last post. So for this I just want to say, PENCIL THIN!
John Mayer disappeared to Montana for 2 years and when he returned he looked like Johnny Depp in Secret Window:
Happy 71st Birthday to Bob Dylan. Only his songs are smoother than that pencil-thin lip liner.
Jesse Hughes is the lead singer of Eagles of Death Metal. They are a good band if you like music. Someone recently posted in the comment section that Jesse looks like Ned Flanders. That person has never seen Jesse Hughes, or they’ve never seen Ned Flanders, or maybe they haven’t seen either of them.
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You probably know Andre from Outkast, a few bad movies and a really bad Gillette commercial. I know what you’re thinking, but he doesn’t have any relation to Mr. 3000.
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