Tag Archives: nba

Junior Seau

Not a good day to be featured on this site. First a basketball playing criminal, then a sports writing scammer, and now a retired football player found dead.

Junior Seau has been found dead in his home where police are investigating a shooting (suicide?). This is according to Yahoo, who is siting TMZ. I think everyone just sites TMZ in case they get one wrong, in hopes of some one suing them for everything they have and getting their terrible show taken off the air.

My cousin thinks he was shot to death for over-celebrating every tackle like he just won the super bowl. I don’t know how he lives with himself.

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Jayson Williams

Jayson Williams Murder

Jayson Williams was an NBA player and a criminal. If you look at his wikipedia page, the list of crimes is longer than the list of his NBA accomplishments:

NBA
Drafted
Became good
Injury ended his career

Legal Incidents
Bar fight
Fired semiautomatic weapon
Manslaughter
Covered up a shooting
Suicide attempt
Bar fight
DWI

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Metta World Peace (Ron Artest)

Ron Artest Brawl

Ron Artest, who is unstable enough to legally change his name to Metta World Peace, was back at it again yesterday. He supplied an unwarranted, knock-out elbow to the OKC Thunder’s James Harden. This is coming from a man who once started a brawl with fans in Detroit, so it’s not much of a surprise.

This is the elbow if you haven’t seen it yet:

Dwight Howard

I feel like it would be an agonizing process to try to order take-out with Dwight Howard. He would talk all about how he wanted Chinese food and once you find the menu for the place with the good egg rolls he’d decide what he really wants is pizza. So you’d figure out where to order the pizza and discuss what you wanted on it (Dwight, I don’t want any fucking onions on my pizza). Then this guy starts talking fried rice again. I just imagine it getting to about 9pm and we are both eating cereal without milk because the milk in the fridge is expired.