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Joba Chamberlain’s Mustache Is Pretty Sad

Joba Chamberlian Mustache 2013

For some reason, more than once in my youth, my mom dressed me up as a hobo for Halloween. Probably because it was an easy, affordable costume. I would wear old dirty clothes and my mom would put vaseline and coffee grounds on my face for a beard. It appears that’s what’s happening here with New York Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain’s mustache. He really ought to get a paper towel and wipe it clean as to stop embarrassing himself and real men with real mustaches.

Don Mattingly (shave those sideburns)

I didn’t intend for today to be baseball day, but for now it is. Don Mattingly spent a 14 year playing career as a Yankee. He is now managing the Dodgers. My memory of him will always be a cartoon.