Here’s what’s been going on, and some possible excuses for not having posted on this website for 8 months:

• I got a new job
• I don’t have Photoshop on my new work computer
• There is actual work to do here
• My desk is situated such that people can see what I am doing at all times, and I think a lot of coworkers take their shoes off because I never hear them coming up behind me.
• I’m typing this in word and then I’m going to paste it in WordPress.
• There are only so many people who have a mustache.
• There is only so much you can say about how amazing each mustache is.
• Any free time I encounter at work I spend listening to my office-mates talking about the weather.
• This is something that was said just 1 minute ago, “It’s snowing outside. Was it supposed to snow today?”
• If I had to guess, I’d say it was supposed to snow today seeing as it is snowing today..
• It’s always cold in my office. Always.
• I fear that my coworkers call me “Nips” or “PowerPoints” behind my back due to the previously mentioned cold conditions in my office.
• How can my armpits sweat when it’s so cold in here?
• I’m serious. I’ve used “prescription strength” antiperspirant before and that does nothing. It might have even made them more immune to other antiperspirants.
• I often wear colors that mask the appearance of the sweat. I find white works best, and I make a point to only wear white shirts to weddings after a pretty embarrassing Blue-Shirt incident in the summer of 2011.
• I moved.
• I saw Nick Offerman’s American Ham again. I guess I really blew it by not posting about it.
• I broke another toilet seat.

So yeah, things have been going on the past 8 months. You can understand why I haven’t posted anything.  I think I’ll start making some post soon that have to do with mustaches and whatever else seems like it might be appropriate.