Maybe it’s just me, but for me, getting a valentine from Ron Swanson would be like getting one from the captain of the football team. Or no… I mean captain of the cheerleading squad. Yeah like from a cheerleader. Knibb High football rules!
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The State Of Steeshes.com
Here’s what’s been going on, and some possible excuses for not having posted on this website for 8 months:
- I got a new job
- I don’t have Photoshop on my new work computer
- There is actual work to do here
- My desk is situated such that people can see what I am doing at all times, and I think a lot of coworkers take their shoes off because I never hear them coming up behind me.
- I’m typing this in word and then I’m going to paste it in WordPress.
- There are only so many people who have a mustache.
- There is only so much you can say about how amazing each mustache is.
- Any free time I encounter at work I spend listening to my office-mates talking about the weather.
- This is something that was said just 1 minute ago, “It’s snowing outside. Was it supposed to snow today?”
- If I had to guess, I’d say it was supposed to snow today seeing as it is snowing today..
- It’s always cold in my office. Always.
- I fear that my coworkers call me “Nips” or “PowerPoints” behind my back due to the previously mentioned cold conditions in my office.
- How can my armpits sweat when it’s so cold in here?
- I’m serious. I’ve used “prescription strength” antiperspirant before and that does nothing. It might have even made them more immune to other antiperspirants.
- I often wear colors that mask the appearance of the sweat. I find white works best, and I make a point to only wear white shirts to weddings after a pretty embarrassing Blue-Shirt incident in the summer of 2011.
- I moved.
- I saw Nick Offerman’s American Ham again. I guess I really blew it by not posting about it.
- I broke another toilet seat.
So yeah, things have been going on the past 8 months. You can understand why I haven’t posted anything. I think I’ll start making some post soon that have to do with mustaches and whatever else seems like it might be appropriate.
Parks and Recreation + Porn Parody = Porks and Recreation
I guess if something gets popular enough porn is going to parody it. Porks and Recreation does just that to Parks and Recreation. I didn’t watch the trailer because I’m at work and I want to be able to come back tomorrow, but you can get it here.
I don’t think I’d even care to watch it. It’s a damn shame that the merging of Ron Swanson and pornography couldn’t even yield a real mustache.
Enjoy Your Weekend – Bowling Edition
Enjoy Your Weekend!
Nick Offerman, Why The Hell You Dressed Like A Chicken?!
Our favorite steeshman, Nick Offerman, was at it again the other night when he appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Not only did he show off that perfect croissant-shaped steesh, he dressed as a chicken as part of the “Chickeneers.” Check out the video below for the all-cluck version of the Lumineers “Ho Hey.”
Daft Swanson
Enjoy Your Weekend – 3 Day Edition
Love Advice From Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, married couple Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally answered questions and shared relationship advice with The A.V. Club.
Have A Nice Weekend!
Enjoy Your Thanksgiving: Bacon Wrapped Turkey Edition
Enjoy Your Weekend – Bowling Edition
Enjoy Your Weekend – 4 Day Edition
Guess who has a 4 day weekend?! (It’s me – the answer is me.) We’ll get back to your regularly scheduled steeshes on Tuesday.
Enjoy your weekend and don’t forget to vote for a president this weekend by picking an Obama or Romney cup at your local participating 7-Eleven. I think that’s how it works anyway.
Enjoy Your Weekend – Halloween Edition
How to Grow a Moustache with Nick Offerman
Here’s something everyone should like:
Enjoy Your Weekend – Aren’t You The Cutest Edition
Enjoy Your Weeknd – Glamour Edition
Enjoy Your Weekend(?) – Camping Addition
My number one concern for most of adult life has been making sure I have a roof over my head when it’s time to go to sleep, and still I’ve been tricked into camping this weekend. If it’s good enough for Ron, I can give it a go. I’m not sure if I am prepared, but I have a flannel shirt on so I’ve got that going for me. Enjoy your weekend!
This Is Your Weekend
The Return of Ron Swanson (and Steeshes next week)
The last two weeks have been incredibly busy for me at work. Tomorrow will be my 13th day in a row working. That really isn’t a big deal for most people, but I am used to having enough downtime at work to run a blog dedicated to mustaches. THAT’S A LOT OF DOWNTIME!
But at least I got a treat with a new Parks and Recreation last night. It’s always nice to see Ron.
Next week the steeshes should be flowing. I saw a Steve Harvey billboard on the way in to work today and I think I’m going to start using photoshop to replace his mustache with American Landmarks. I don’t exactly know why or what that would look like, but it’s an actually thought I had today.
Enjoy Your Weekend – 3 Day Edition
The summer is now officially over – if you’re a punk kid who is still in school. Now if you’re a sucker like me you haven’t had a summer so I’ll just be enjoying my 3 – day weekend.
Need some reading material for the weekend? Nick Offerman was on reddit today answering questions from fans. Enjoy!
Charles Mulligan’s Steesh House
I don’t like to overshadow my main man Ron, but I will today after coming across this picture. This is Charles Mulligan, the owner of Charles Mulligan Steak House (probably fictional but I don’t have time to figure it out). Here’s how Ron describes it:
“I couldn’t care less about the commendation. But Indianapolis is home to Charles Mulligan’s Steak House. The best damn steak house in the damn state. I have taken a picture with every steak I’ve eaten there.”
Take A Bite Out Of Your Weekend
Ron Swanson – Wrestling Showdown
Mondays, man… am I right? There’s never anytime. No time for Stanford posting. But here’s a fun promo video for Parks and Recreation with Mr. Swanson: