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David Axelrod Values His Mustache At $1,000,000

David Axelrod, President Barack Obama’s senior strategist, said he would shave his mustache if Obama lost Pennsylvania, Minnesota or Michigan. He didn’t. Now Axelrod is offering to shave his mustache on live TV if he can raise $1 Million for epilepsy research by Nov. 30th.

I hope he raises the money because it seems like he really wants to shave his mustache. If this idea fails I hope he can bring himself to shave his mustache anyway on Dec. 1st just like every other normal guy – in his bathroom, alone, while listening to Linger by The Cranberries,

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Enjoy Your Weekend – 4 Day Edition


Guess who has a 4 day weekend?! (It’s me – the answer is me.) We’ll get back to your regularly scheduled steeshes on Tuesday.

Enjoy your weekend and don’t forget to vote for a president this weekend by picking an Obama or Romney cup at your local participating 7-Eleven. I think that’s how it works anyway.