Tag Archives: Olympics

This Son Of A Bitch Is Ice Cold

Jeremiah Birkett Mustache Seinfeld Jean Paul

Jeremiah Birkett appeared as Jean Paul on Seinfeld. Jean Paul was a visiting marathon runner who once slept through his alarm to miss the Olympics. Here’s a clip of some of his scenes. I prefer the ones after George teaches him to swear like a Texan. 

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What If They Grew A Steesh: Carli Lloyd

I’ve been avoiding the score of the Women’s Gold Medal Soccer game because my roommates and I planned to watch it tonight. But alas, the internet has won again. Carli is having herself a day with 2 goals.

Will the US hold on to win gold? Is the game already over? Do parents realize Carli is not a suitable spelling for someone over the age of 12? I don’t have the answers for any of these questions.

What If They Grew A Steesh: Alex Morgan

 

Alex Morgan knocked in the winning goal in the US Women’s Soccer defeat of Canada with only a few minutes left. I don’t know much about soccer, but I do know that if I was from Canada I would feel like this 😦 .

If you want women’s Olympic soccer analysis, you’ve come to the wrong place. If you want women’s Olympians with mustaches on their faces, welcome home.

Carmelo Anthony Got Hit In The Beans

Yesterday, a player that surprisingly wasn’t Andres Nocioni took a cheap shot at Carmelo Anthony’s beans. The Washington Post decided that need a write-up with interviews and all. Believe it or not, Carmelo didn’t think it was called for.

Here’s a video of someone’s tv:

William Leer

Olympic hopeful, William Leer, sported a steesh yesterday at a trial run. No surprise to any of us here, Leer won the race. This of course will always be breaking news for a site like this, but I don’t quit understand why it was reported on the New York Times website.

This gave me an idea that seems great right now, but I’ll regret later this summer. I think I’ll try to post at least one former or current mustached Olympian per day throughout the 2012 Olympic Games. It shouldn’t be that difficult. They had the Olympics in the 70’s and 80’s, right?