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What If They Grew A Steesh: Paula Deen

Paula Deen Mustache

Paula Dean is a southern cook who uses a lot of butter and once got a ham thrown at her face. The only reason I’m posting this is to share a video I saw the other day that she was in. The video has had over 100,000 views the last 2 days and I am responsible for at least 7 of those.

UDPATE: I can’t figure out how to use the internets. Click here for video.

What If They Grew A Steesh: Oprah Winfrey

Today is Oprah’s birthday. She is 59 years old. I thought it would be fun to post one of the first “What If They Grew A Steesh” posting we ever had, from May 2008. I would update the bad MS paint job mustache, but I don’t care for Oprah.

One time she made a point to say she went to a book store because, as she put it, “I buy my own books.” It still makes me angry to think about her saying that. How distanced from reality does someone have to be to think that anyone would be impressed by another person going to a book store and buying her own book. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, OPRAH!

I’d wish her a horrible birthday, but she’s rich and will probably be eating her favorite meal with an amazing cake. What else could you really want on your birthday?

Tyler Perry – Diary of a Mustached Black Man

Tyler Perry is very famous and wealthy. He’s friends with Will Smith and Oprah. He has been in 17 movies since 2005. However, 7 of those movies he was dressed as crazy old Lady, so is it worth it?

Tyler Perry isn’t for me. His movies don’t interest me in the least bit. He kind of creeps me out just looking at him, and thinking about how he spends a lot of time playing an old woman puts it over the edge.

A note on Wikipedia I found interesting says “almost all of the Madea’s earnings have been generated in the United States.” I dont know how accurate or even how often something like that occurs, but what it says to me is America is in trouble. Then again, I used American money to purchase a DVD copy of Benchwarmers, so what do I know.

What If They Grew A Steesh: Judge Judy

In the year since Oprah passed away, Jude Judy has taken over the top spot for daytime tv ratings. Of course we were all sad to see Oprah go. There’s no doubt that she is up in heaven  suggesting to God design ideas and weight-loss tips.

Judge Judy, who makes a reported $45 million a year ($45 MILLION A YEAR!!!!) had no problem taking in Oprah’s viewers, made up mainly of lonely housewives and people who leave the television on for their animals when they go to work.