Tag Archives: parks and rec

Happy Valentine’s Day From Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson Valentine

Maybe it’s just me, but for me, getting a valentine from Ron Swanson would be like getting one from the captain of the football team. Or no… I mean captain of the cheerleading squad. Yeah like from a cheerleader.  Knibb High football rules!

Enjoy Your Weekend – Bowling Edition

Hey everyone, it’s the weekend! Please enjoy it so much.

Tomorrow I’ll go bowling. I trows ’em like Ron:

Sure this is an exact copy of a post from last year, but I only bowl like twice a year so get off my back.

Nick Offerman, Why The Hell You Dressed Like A Chicken?!

Nick Offerman Chicken Suit

Our favorite steeshman, Nick Offerman,  was at it again the other night when he appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Not only did he show off that perfect croissant-shaped steesh, he dressed as a chicken as part of the “Chickeneers.” Check out the video below for the all-cluck version of the Lumineers “Ho Hey.”

Daft Swanson

Daft Swanson Mustache

Daft Punk placed an ad during last week’s SNL. It contained a 15 second clip of new music. Some guy looped the 15 seconds into a 10 minute recording. Some genius added a loop to Ron Swanson dancing and suddenly it’s CAN’T MISS stuff. Enjoy:

Love Advice From Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally Love Advice

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, married couple Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally answered questions and shared relationship advice with The A.V. Club.

The Office Does Movember – Toby (Paul Lieberstein)

Last night on The Office: An American Workplace Toby rallied the gentlemen to grow steeshes for prostate cancer. And with that, I have a theme for the day.

Toby, who is pretty much the original Jerry from Parks and Rec in terms of being picked on, is played by Paul Lieberstein who is no slouch. He is the show’s writer, director, producer and showrunner.

Enjoy Your Weekend – 4 Day Edition


Guess who has a 4 day weekend?! (It’s me – the answer is me.) We’ll get back to your regularly scheduled steeshes on Tuesday.

Enjoy your weekend and don’t forget to vote for a president this weekend by picking an Obama or Romney cup at your local participating 7-Eleven. I think that’s how it works anyway.

Enjoy Your Weekend – Aren’t You The Cutest Edition

 

I don’t even remember this happening in Parks and Recreation, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. It’s impressive that he can keep a straight face when something so adorable is happening right under his nose. With that mustache, he’s probably used to it.

Enjoy your weekend!

Enjoy Your Weekend(?) – Camping Addition

My number one concern for most of adult life has been making sure I have a roof over my head when it’s time to go to sleep, and still I’ve been tricked into camping this weekend. If it’s good enough for Ron, I can give it a go. I’m not sure if I am prepared, but I have a flannel shirt on so I’ve got that going for me. Enjoy your weekend!

The Return of Ron Swanson (and Steeshes next week)

The last two weeks have been incredibly busy for me at work. Tomorrow will be my 13th day in a row working. That really isn’t a big deal for most people, but I am used to having enough downtime at work to run a blog dedicated to mustaches. THAT’S A LOT OF DOWNTIME!

But at least I got a treat with a new Parks and Recreation last night. It’s always nice to see Ron.

Next week the steeshes should be flowing. I saw a Steve Harvey billboard on the way in to work today and I think I’m going to start using photoshop to replace his mustache with American Landmarks. I don’t exactly know why or what that would look like, but it’s an actually thought I had today.

Enjoy Your Weekend – 3 Day Edition

 

The summer is now officially over – if you’re a punk kid who is still in school. Now if you’re a sucker like me you haven’t had a summer so I’ll just be enjoying my 3 – day weekend.

Need some reading material for the weekend?  Nick Offerman was on reddit today answering questions from fans. Enjoy!

Charles Mulligan’s Steesh House

I don’t like to overshadow my main man Ron, but I will today after coming across this picture. This is Charles Mulligan, the owner of Charles Mulligan Steak House (probably fictional but I don’t have time to figure it out). Here’s how Ron describes it:

“I couldn’t care less about the commendation. But Indianapolis is home to Charles Mulligan’s Steak House. The best damn steak house in the damn state. I have taken a picture with every steak I’ve eaten there.”

How Adam Scott Can Get Pretty Much Any Role He Wants

When Adam Scott is looking to get a role he really wants, I assume he opens a word document, pastes the above photo into it and writes down three things:

  1. Griff Hawkins – Boy Meets World
  2. Henry Pollard – Party Down
  3. Ben Wyatt – Parks and Recreation

And that’s it. The part is his just for being awesome.

In addition he is responsible for this: