Maybe it’s just me, but for me, getting a valentine from Ron Swanson would be like getting one from the captain of the football team. Or no… I mean captain of the cheerleading squad. Yeah like from a cheerleader. Knibb High football rules!
Hey everyone, it’s the weekend! Please enjoy it so much.
Tomorrow I’ll go bowling. I trows ’em like Ron:
Sure this is an exact copy of a post from last year, but I only bowl like twice a year so get off my back.
We made it to another weekend! Why not try something new? Of course there’s always a chance you might hate it. Enjoy your weekend!
Our favorite steeshman, Nick Offerman, was at it again the other night when he appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Not only did he show off that perfect croissant-shaped steesh, he dressed as a chicken as part of the “Chickeneers.” Check out the video below for the all-cluck version of the Lumineers “Ho Hey.”
Daft Punk placed an ad during last week’s SNL. It contained a 15 second clip of new music. Some guy looped the 15 seconds into a 10 minute recording. Some genius added a loop to Ron Swanson dancing and suddenly it’s CAN’T MISS stuff. Enjoy:
Raise your mustache if you have a three-day weekend! Enjoy it, no matter how long it is.
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, married couple Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally answered questions and shared relationship advice with The A.V. Club.
The weekend has arrived. Enjoy it! I think I’m going to have a drink tonight.
Last night on The Office: An American Workplace Toby rallied the gentlemen to grow steeshes for prostate cancer. And with that, I have a theme for the day.
Toby, who is pretty much the original Jerry from Parks and Rec in terms of being picked on, is played by Paul Lieberstein who is no slouch. He is the show’s writer, director, producer and showrunner.
Hey everyone, it’s the weekend! Please enjoy it so much.
Tomorrow I’ll go bowling. I trows ’em like Ron:
Guess who has a 4 day weekend?! (It’s me – the answer is me.) We’ll get back to your regularly scheduled steeshes on Tuesday.
Enjoy your weekend and don’t forget to vote for a president this weekend by picking an Obama or Romney cup at your local participating 7-Eleven. I think that’s how it works anyway.
Here’s something everyone should like:
I don’t even remember this happening in Parks and Recreation, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. It’s impressive that he can keep a straight face when something so adorable is happening right under his nose. With that mustache, he’s probably used to it.
Enjoy your weekend!
This weekend, take a page out of Ron’s book and get all dolled up. Have a wonderful weekend!
My number one concern for most of adult life has been making sure I have a roof over my head when it’s time to go to sleep, and still I’ve been tricked into camping this weekend. If it’s good enough for Ron, I can give it a go. I’m not sure if I am prepared, but I have a flannel shirt on so I’ve got that going for me. Enjoy your weekend!
Take a page out of Ron’s book and have a weekend just for yourself. If anyone gives you shit about it just make them a note like the one above.
The last two weeks have been incredibly busy for me at work. Tomorrow will be my 13th day in a row working. That really isn’t a big deal for most people, but I am used to having enough downtime at work to run a blog dedicated to mustaches. THAT’S A LOT OF DOWNTIME!
But at least I got a treat with a new Parks and Recreation last night. It’s always nice to see Ron.
Next week the steeshes should be flowing. I saw a Steve Harvey billboard on the way in to work today and I think I’m going to start using photoshop to replace his mustache with American Landmarks. I don’t exactly know why or what that would look like, but it’s an actually thought I had today.
The summer is now officially over – if you’re a punk kid who is still in school. Now if you’re a sucker like me you haven’t had a summer so I’ll just be enjoying my 3 – day weekend.
Need some reading material for the weekend? Nick Offerman was on reddit today answering questions from fans. Enjoy!
I don’t like to overshadow my main man Ron, but I will today after coming across this picture. This is Charles Mulligan, the owner of Charles Mulligan Steak House (probably fictional but I don’t have time to figure it out). Here’s how Ron describes it:
“I couldn’t care less about the commendation. But Indianapolis is home to Charles Mulligan’s Steak House. The best damn steak house in the damn state. I have taken a picture with every steak I’ve eaten there.”
After wasting a perfectly good week at work, please don’t waste your weekend. Enjoy it!
The weekend has arrived. It’s important to enjoy it. Have a drink, cook a steak, read a book – whatever tickles your mustache.
When Adam Scott is looking to get a role he really wants, I assume he opens a word document, pastes the above photo into it and writes down three things:
And that’s it. The part is his just for being awesome.
In addition he is responsible for this:
This honestly makes me so happy to watch.
