Tag Archives: Soccer

Whiskered Cliff – Cliff Calvert

cliff calvert mustache

Now we’re reaching. An 80’s soccer player from the United States?

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Benicio Del Toro – Savagesteesh

Benicio Del Toro had a pretty nice steesh in the movie Savages. He plays a ruthless member of a Mexican drug cartel who has no problem kicking around a severed head like a soccer ball. While Del Toro is good in this role, it’s difficult not to think of the horrible movie The Wolfman whenever I see him.

Alexi Lalas The Soccer Player, Not Lala Alexi The Adult Film Star

As anyone die-hard soccer nut knows, Alexi is a retired American soccer player, former soccer president and GM, and current ESPN and ABC analyst. For those of use who don’t know him we might google him while at work to find out more about him. By doing so we might also discover that there is a women with a similar name that takes her clothes of to make monies.

I don’t think my internet use is monitored, but if it is, anybody out there hiring?

What If They Grew A Steesh: Carli Lloyd

I’ve been avoiding the score of the Women’s Gold Medal Soccer game because my roommates and I planned to watch it tonight. But alas, the internet has won again. Carli is having herself a day with 2 goals.

Will the US hold on to win gold? Is the game already over? Do parents realize Carli is not a suitable spelling for someone over the age of 12? I don’t have the answers for any of these questions.

What If They Grew A Steesh: Alex Morgan

 

Alex Morgan knocked in the winning goal in the US Women’s Soccer defeat of Canada with only a few minutes left. I don’t know much about soccer, but I do know that if I was from Canada I would feel like this 😦 .

If you want women’s Olympic soccer analysis, you’ve come to the wrong place. If you want women’s Olympians with mustaches on their faces, welcome home.