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Mustache Bandit

 

Troy Mullner was nicknamed “The Mustache Bandit” after a string of robberies in Nevada earlier this year. He was just convicted of these crimes.

This guy is a yambag. First off, he thought putting a fake mustache on would make him harder to recognize. Wrong. A mustache will catch people’s attention and make them want to meet you. Get to know you.

Secondly, this guy is robbing Subway Sandwich shops and Radio Shack stores. It’s as if he sat down and planned out the places that would have the least amount of money in the drawers and decided to rob them. I’m surprised he didn’t try to rob a Handy Andy or Blockbuster.