Tag Archives: USA

What If They Grew A Steesh: Carli Lloyd

I’ve been avoiding the score of the Women’s Gold Medal Soccer game because my roommates and I planned to watch it tonight. But alas, the internet has won again. Carli is having herself a day with 2 goals.

Will the US hold on to win gold? Is the game already over? Do parents realize Carli is not a suitable spelling for someone over the age of 12? I don’t have the answers for any of these questions.

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What If They Grew A Steesh: Alex Morgan

 

Alex Morgan knocked in the winning goal in the US Women’s Soccer defeat of Canada with only a few minutes left. I don’t know much about soccer, but I do know that if I was from Canada I would feel like this 😦 .

If you want women’s Olympic soccer analysis, you’ve come to the wrong place. If you want women’s Olympians with mustaches on their faces, welcome home.

Carmelo Anthony Got Hit In The Beans

Yesterday, a player that surprisingly wasn’t Andres Nocioni took a cheap shot at Carmelo Anthony’s beans. The Washington Post decided that need a write-up with interviews and all. Believe it or not, Carmelo didn’t think it was called for.

Here’s a video of someone’s tv: