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Jose Valentin Wishes You A Happy Valentine’s Day

Jose Valentin Mustache

 

Jose Valentin played baseball for 15 years and made $36,997,024 doing so. I bet he buys his girlfriend the 2 pound heart-shaped box of chocolates. I could only afford the 1 pound. I’ll let you know how she handles the news.

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Happy Valentine’s Day From Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson Valentine

Maybe it’s just me, but for me, getting a valentine from Ron Swanson would be like getting one from the captain of the football team. Or no… I mean captain of the cheerleading squad. Yeah like from a cheerleader.  Knibb High football rules!