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Jose Valentin Wishes You A Happy Valentine’s Day

Jose Valentin Mustache

 

Jose Valentin played baseball for 15 years and made $36,997,024 doing so. I bet he buys his girlfriend the 2 pound heart-shaped box of chocolates. I could only afford the 1 pound. I’ll let you know how she handles the news.

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Kevin Youkilis

 

Kevin Youkilis usually sports a lumberjack type goatee, so it’s a wonder that having just a steesh makes him look like a little fancy boy.

Paul Konerko

Paul Konerko was one of the White Sox players who had a steesh last night. He didn’t look that weird. It basically made him look like a 1970s baseball players.