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I feel like this guy has been in the news a little bit lately. Here is Donald Trump with a fake steesh, which is possibly the only thing that could make him palatable.
I hope that some friendly Mexican boarder village builds a wall and paints the above mural on it just to warn anyone who has thoughts of immigrating here there’s a 50% chance of having to deal with Trump for the next four years.
Reading the list got me thinking of my deranged cousin who often tells me the names of his “new bands” via gchat. The names are often pulled from an article or news story, or whatever other nonsense we are discussing to pass a boring work day.
Like the AV clubs list it is worth looking over and mostly crude. Also, by publishing this post, I believe we own the copyright and will sue anyone who tries stealing this gold:
Suitcase of Donuts
Turkey Curtains – outlaw country band
Pete the Dolphin Friend – progressive bluegrass band
Fainting Goats – reggae band
Placenta for Days – coffee house folk band
Daze for Placenta – speed metal band
Hitler Playing Sega
Wheelbarrow Full of Cash – jazz band
Train Stuffing Tokyo – EDM
Fancy Tortillas – ska
Reek for Weeks
Beef on Demand
Gag on Banana – ska
Snake Mattress – christian metal band
Gaunt Polar Beer
They Call Them Dinkies
So Many Holes!
Stretched 4 Skin
My van’s on the Internet?
The Economic Terrorists
6 Pitches, Zero Swings
Pinata Full of Hot Dogs
The Bar Hardening
The Perfect Beef
The Chocolate Combination
Zoomin’ on Wangs
Heroin Meat Thieves
The Creamy Bananas
Carpentry Hot Dog
Carpenter’s Working Lunch
Table Saw Dawg
Prison Ham Farts
Hamdogger & the Fiscal Cliff
Fiscal Cliff Murder
Creeping Jungle Cat
Hope for Injuries
Transient with a Hatchet
Fishtank Airhose and the Colossal Apostle Fossils
If you are a betting man, you can probably expect to see at least one of these on the AV Clubs 2016 list of terrible band names.
I just re-upped Steeshes.com for another year. The 42 people who end up here on an average day as a result of a likely perverted google search can repay me by donating a nickel to a well-to-do teen whose father only cares about work.
I sure I wish I had time to make some new Horror Movie Villains with steeshes, but it’s not possible. So today I’ll shares some of my favorite scary, creepy or Halloween themed steeshes:
Freddy Krueger is the fanciest of horror villains because he wears a sweater and a fedora.
Clifford might not be a horror movie, or even Halloween themed, but good golly is Martin Short creepy in it
Avoiding obsessed fans like Kathy Bates in Misery is one of the reasons I don’t post as on this website anymore.
H.H. Holmes built a hotel of death (AKA Murder Caste) during Chicago’s World Fair. I would be even more afraid to visit the site of the hotel today because I am afraid of waiting in line, and it is a U.S. Post Office.
I know we are showing a lot of scary pictures. Don’t be afraid. Steve is here for us.
I really am afraid of stalkers, even though no one will ever stalk me. Here is Robert De Nero from The King of Comedy, who if you’re not careful with, might do a murder to you.
Raul Julia was not at all scary in The Addams Family movies. He was suave, and so was his mustache.
Raul Julie was so suave he had a baby with a mustache. Pubert Addams was played by two baby girls, Kaitlyn Hooper and Kristen Hooper.
On Halloween we stuff ourselves with candy. On any day, Jeffery Dahmer stuffed himself with humans.
And finally, why in the world does Michael Myers walk so slowly to do murders? Any wheeled transportation would hasten his horror.
Thank you to everyone who participated in yesterday’s job poll. As I suspected, the majority of people do not like their jobs, and we have no professional athletes or movie stars visiting this website. Therefore, to amuse those struggling to get through the day, I can feel free to post pictures of famous people with mustaches, and they’ll never know if I make fun of them.
According to the Onion AV Club review of A Million Ways to Die in the West, Neil Patrick Harris plays an oily proprietor of an upscale “mustachery.” So make sure to see this when it’s no HBO in a few years.
Elizabeth Banks is the white/female Anthony Anderson. She can be seen in almost any movie or TV show that has come out in the last 10 years. I once went to a movie where she appeared in 3 previews back-to-back-to-back. One was a political drama, one a romantic comedy,and the last was a horror film.